Are You Afraid of the Dark?

I was probably the perfect age when Are You Afraid of the Dark? was on TV–the age where I was afraid of the dark. If anything, this show taught me how to be afraid and what I should be scared of. Every episode started with the Midnight Society gathered around a fire in the woods. […]

Power Rangers

Mooselicker Says: This is another guest post not written by me although I could claim full credit because who would ever copyright something written for a blog? The following was written by Pete at Evolution of Insanity. I always imagine anything he writes in his English voice so you should do the same because I’m […]

Franklin

When I was younger I picked my favorite things by picking whatever started with the same letter as my name, Tim. Now I pick my favorite things by deciding what is the least evil and embarrassing to admit to enjoying. Picking a favorite animal starting with the letter T wasn’t hard because most animals in […]

VH1’s 100 Greatest Kid Stars

VH1 recently had an episode of their show The Greatest featuring the 100 Greatest Kid Stars. Since this is somewhat relevant to the themes in this blog I decided it was important for us here at Kidz Showz to cover the story. First, most importantly, here is the list VH1 presented. 1. Justin Bieber 2. Macaulay […]

Dora the Explorer

Let me just start off by saying Dora is a bitch. You’re probably thinking that I’m being way too harsh towards that little four year old Mexican girl, but I think you’re being too soft. Dora is abusive to her audience and if no one’s going to stand up and stop the cruelty, I will. […]

Strange Annoying Potentially Kidney Diseased Side Characters

This title could be this blog’s Elderly Woman Behind a Counter in a Small Town. Somehow I crammed 7 words into the title. I think that’s 12% of the words I know. This piece will cover three specific side characters. The only thing they have in common is that they were strange, annoying, and potentially […]

Rikki Tikki Tavi

The classic story of Rikki Tikki Tavi has been underrated and overlooked for many years. Not many know this short story from The Jungle Book mainly because the Disney version never mentioned it. They were too busy composing songs for Baloo. Luckily, television bigwigs in the 70’s decided to make a TV special of the […]

Rocko’s Modern Life

For some reason I feel like I need to touch on every Nickelodeon show immediately to prove my worth. Rocko’s Modern Life is one of the first original Nicktoons and has a plethora of perfect characters. It was similar to Ren and Stimpy in that it could be disturbing at times and it also reminded […]

Old People Watch Kid’s Shows Too

Mooselicker Says: Welcome to the very first post not written by the two dopes who have written everything thus far. This post is brought to us by Brother Jon. Without further introduction, continue reading. I’m trying to decide whether or not I’ve always been a fuddy-duddy. That’s right; I’ve just used the term “Fuddy-Duddy“, and guess who […]

Spider-Man: The Animated Series

By now we all know the story of Peter Parker, the nerdy high school photography student who gets bitten by a genetically altered spider and becomes Spider-Man. Really the only spider quality he has is the ability to shoot web out from his wrists. That’s like any fat guy making a costume then calling himself […]