The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Including the brutally long title, this show had a number of annoying, unrealistic things about it. Most often shortened to Jimmy Neutron, the program was about an 11 year old boy genius and his adventures. Okay, so the title is actually very appropriate and accurate. But it doesn’t leave much up to the imagination. Jimmy […]

SpongeBob SquarePants

Every so often a quality children’s show will be released to the public. The world will make fun of it, and quickly realize how immensely cool it is. It’s a challenge to make a children’s show fun for adults and kids (and college students that are high) to enjoy, but SpongeBob SquarePants manages to tick […]

As the Bell Rings

Gentleman, remember that size does not matter. It’s what you do with what you have that is important. As the Bell Rings was a 4 minute show that would air throughout the day on Disney Channel from 2007-2009. With only 4 minutes to tell a story, As the Bell Rings had a lot of work […]

101 Dalmatians

Dogs rule. Every child should at some point have a dog. It teaches you to care for another living being. You will learn responsibility and other things adults try to avoid. One dog is fine to have, but trying having 100 more. The Disney film 101 Dalmatians never made it to Smell-O-Vision because of all […]

Flash Forward

Mooselicker says: What you are about to read was written by a lady named Jessica MacArthur. She has a blog here where you can bother her if you feel the need to be a lousy human being. Or you can go there and not bother her and simply show some support. I’m not your mother. It’s up […]

Wizards of Waverly Place

Before she was statutorily raping Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez was a simple television star. She made her name on a show about wizards living near New York University so you know there is a lot of pretentiousness in the show. The show was much more than wizards living pointless lives in an overly sensitive environment […]

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: The Animated Series

Mooselicker Says: I always hated vegetables as a kid. In order to write about this particular show which was all about killer vegetables (I guess they’re technically fruits, but who really considers a tomato a fruit?) I enlisted the help of a young man Corey Harnish.  Maybe he’s not young. Who cares? Enjoy. It’s very […]