Sonny With A Chance

Before she was a household name. Before she discovered cocaine. Before she posted pictures of herself online of herself without makeup to prove that women don’t need makeup to be beautiful, but really was probably just bragging that she’s more attractive than the average female, Demi Lovato was the lead in a television show called […]

Home Alone 1 & 2

I’m going to cover the first two Home Alone films here because they’re the only two that matter and as you will learn, they are the same exact movie with slight differences. Home Alone starts off at the McAllister household in suburban Chicago. They are a wealthy family which is good because they have a […]

Fantastic Four

There have been so many versions of the Fantastic Four I’m going to do my best here to cover something about everything. First though you must understand the characters. The Fantastic Four are led by Mr. Fantastic. In the film version they were all astronauts and they get their “fantastic” powers after some space goo […]

One Cosby to Rule Them All

Mooselicker Says: The following was written by Josef over at Kul World. He has a newborn kid so he probably knows what he’s talking about in this piece. I’m only actually say that because parents of newborns are like invincible. We’re supposed to tell them they’re doing everything right even when they’re not just because […]

Land of the Lost

There were two versions of this television show and a really bad movie based on the same premise. I’m going to talk about them all here. Since there’s no real difference except for some of the slang and haircuts you shouldn’t get too “lost.” By that I mean you’re really stupid and may need to […]

Alvin and the Chipmunks

If I ever met a talking anamorphic chipmunk who would speak English, I would probably shit my pants. If I met two more, I would probably make the form a band and wear t-shirts with the first letter of their names on them. In its simplest form, Alvin and the Chipmunks was about that. A […]

Willa’s Wild Life

Mooselicker says: Another masterpiece by Carter Johns. When I was a kid, my first pet was named Pork Chop. My second pet was named Hot Dog. Third: Fish Stick. I don’t think I understood the concept of pets. Most kids would love to live in a zoo, but that’s because their imaginations are better developed […]

The Embarrassing Photo and Video Archive of Amanda Bynes

What’s there to say? This is nothing more than a gallery of embarrassing moments from the life of Amanda Bynes. (Amanda preparing for her role as a heroin addict) (Amanda wearing an S.S. hat, some bling, and having a cheek piercing because she knows what all the boys like) (Amanda in court wearing an old […]

Life with Louie

If aliens came to this planet and were introduced to every stand-up comedian in the world then asked which ones should have a cartoon made about their childhoods, Louie Anderson would near the bottom of the list. Unfortunately for us aliens always crash whenever they come here so such a list has never been made. […]