Sonny With A Chance

Before she was a household name. Before she discovered cocaine. Before she posted pictures of herself online of herself without makeup to prove that women don’t need makeup to be beautiful, but really was probably just bragging that she’s more attractive than the average female, Demi Lovato was the lead in a television show called […]

Even Stevens

Disney started pumping out some quality shows in the late 90’s/early 2000’s. Even Stevens was one of their finest. The show helped launch a lot of young star’s careers like Shia LaBeouf’s for example. Let it be known that I use Shia as my example because he’s the only actor that went on to do […]

The Lawrence Brothers

This is not the title of a show. But if there was a show with all of the Lawrence brothers in it, I would totally watch it. Oh wait, there was. But it was terrible so I didn’t watch a lot of it. That being said, the Lawrence brothers were good in every possible way. […]

As the Bell Rings

Gentleman, remember that size does not matter. It’s what you do with what you have that is important. As the Bell Rings was a 4 minute show that would air throughout the day on Disney Channel from 2007-2009. With only 4 minutes to tell a story, As the Bell Rings had a lot of work […]

Flash Forward

Mooselicker says: What you are about to read was written by a lady named Jessica MacArthur. She has a blog here where you can bother her if you feel the need to be a lousy human being. Or you can go there and not bother her and simply show some support. I’m not your mother. It’s up […]

Wizards of Waverly Place

Before she was statutorily raping Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez was a simple television star. She made her name on a show about wizards living near New York University so you know there is a lot of pretentiousness in the show. The show was much more than wizards living pointless lives in an overly sensitive environment […]

Life With Derek

Disney Channel in the mid-2000s launched into a new era. They managed to find a new audience, 13-16 year olds. Disney had always been known for Mickey Mouse, their classic animated films, and hating Jews. Since the Jews run the media they had to do something different. And that’s my reasoning behind how Life with […]

Mouseketeers vs. Barney the Dinosaur Friends

While researching different kid’s shows I came across information that may shock you. Barney the Dinosaur actually gave several children who are famous now their starts. We always hear about how the Mouseketeers launched several careers. All the Barney the Dinosaur hate has made it so anything associated with the purple goof must be terrible. […]

A Poem for Demi Lovato

Dear Demi Lovato, Lovin’ you forever is my motto. Maybe lovin’ is too strong a word, But maybe Demi you have not yet heard. I am a man, who takes care of his women, Affection from me is always a given. I first knew we were meant to be the second saw you, Unlike many […]

The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

Twins are creepy. The Shining, Breaking Bad Season 3, and The Parent Trap starring Lindsay Lohan proved this. Could you imagine a world with two Lindsay Lohans? All those car accidents they would cause. Children in poorer nations would not have enough cocaine to eat for lunch. Lucky for us The Parent Trap was movie magic. […]