A Poem for Vanessa Hudgens

Dear Vanessa Hudgens, With you I’d like to grow old and become two loving curmudgeons. We can hate the world together for all they’ve done, We will wake up early and watch the rise of the sun. Your beautiful dark skin and your even darker hair, To describe you in one word would not be […]

Hannah Montana

I should probably wait a little bit and earn your respect before revealing this but I am very impatient and don’t like you much anyway. I will confess I have seen every episode of the first season of Hannah Montana. THE FIRST! Only the first. The second season went real downhill. I mean really, are […]