Dear Vanessa Hudgens, With you I’d like to grow old and become two loving curmudgeons. We can hate the world together for all they’ve done, We will wake up early and watch the rise of the sun. Your beautiful dark skin and your even darker hair, To describe you in one word would not be […]
Dear Alexa Vega, Those breasts, wow did they become mega. It’s pretty clear they’re not real so why pretend, I’ve got no problem with them so to me you don’t have to defend. Your choices are yours and I’ll accept you for you, Alexa Vega accept my invitation of love and find out what we’ll […]
Dear Demi Lovato, Lovin’ you forever is my motto. Maybe lovin’ is too strong a word, But maybe Demi you have not yet heard. I am a man, who takes care of his women, Affection from me is always a given. I first knew we were meant to be the second saw you, Unlike many […]
Dear Victoria Justice, Nothing is as strong for you as my lust is. Your acting chops are new and you’re getting some good experience, But who pays attention if you flub a line when you’ve got such a lovely appearance. You were born in 1993 which makes me feel a tad old and creepy, I […]
Dear Amanda Bynes, I hope this poem crosses no boundaries or lines, I’ve had a thing for you ever since I can remember, Your face in my mind January through December. You began your career on the show All That, Your costar Lori Beth Denberg was incredibly fat. The show never made me laugh much, I […]
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