Unlike other pieces I have written for this site I am not going to look at the show’s Wikipedia page for help. Even more important, I’m not going to watch more than a few episodes on YouTube. I picked a few episodes of this show at random to see if I could understand a thing […]

A Poem for Victoria Justice

Dear Victoria Justice, Nothing is as strong for you as my lust is. Your acting chops are new and you’re getting some good experience, But who pays attention if you flub a line when you’ve got such a lovely appearance. You were born in 1993 which makes me feel a tad old and creepy, I […]